Friendship:
1. Cherish your friends, and tell them you love them as often as possible
2. Don't date your girl's ex...that's pretty lame
3. Don't flirt with your girl's boyfriend...they will hate you, I promise
4. Be there when your friend needs you, to the very best of your ability
5. Have frequent sleepovers, dubbed, Guys Suck Nights, where it is forbidden to communicate with any male
6. If possible, coordinate "twin days" when you dress alike
7. Tell your friend if they look...well...promiscuous (skanky)
8. Have sleepovers. Often.
9. Always provide a shoulder to cry on
10. Never call your friend fat or ugly
11. If more than one friend says something is a bad idea, listen
12. Be happy for your friends when they have success
Dating:
1. Only date someone you've known for at least a month AND have met in person
2. Just to restate: DO NOT DATE YOUR GIRL'S EX!
3. Make time for your girls, no matter how "sweet and amazing" or hot your boyfriend is
4. It is, in fact, okay to participate in Guys Suck Nights if you have a boyfriend
5. Please, for the love of God, do NOT text or call your boyfriend during a sleepover
6. Don't ONLY hang out with your girls, but balance your guy and your chicas
7. Don't date someone unless at least two best friends approve
8. Only date someone you for sure like...don't lead them on
9. Only say "I love you" if you really mean it
10. All friends must be updated after all dates
Life in General:
1. Please, for the love of God, do not be the person who always has to be the center of attention ALL THE
TIME!
2. Not everyone who says they're your best friend when asking for gum, is your best friend
3. Leggings aren't pants...seriously
4. Don't park in two spaces, it's not okay
5. Don't be a jerk
6. Please do not be a hater
7. If you have to say you're legit...you're not
8. If you think you're "gangsta" you're probably not...just sayin'
9. If you walk into a room where the door is closed, CLOSE IT ALL THE WAY WHEN YOU LEAVE
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